Irish Maths Test An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman
won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman
said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.' 'Without numbers?'
The Irishman says, 'Dat is easy.' And proceeds to draw
'What's this?' the boss asks? 'Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree
and tree make nine,' says the Irishman. 'Fair enough,' says the boss.
'Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this
time the number is 99.' The Irishman stares into space for a
while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on
each tree. 'Ere you go.'
The boss scratches his head and says,
'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?' 'Each of da trees is dirty now.
So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is
99.' The boss is getting worried that he's going
to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he says, 'All right, last
question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.' The Irishman stares into space some
more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of
each tree and says, 'Ere you go. One hundred.'
The boss looks at the attempt.
'You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!' The Irishman leans forward and points
to the marks at the base of each tree and says, 'A little dog come along
and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree
and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred.' 'So, when do I start?'